Last night I went to sleep making sure my alarm was set and that I would get up in plenty of time and that my clothes were ready and then grabbed the dog so she would curl up and be quiet so i could get plenty of sleep.
Then some time after 6:30 am (thats when Johnny goes to work and when i get woken up by the dog because she needs to potty) Basically in my dream I wake up in my bed and look at my phone and its 6:00pm and I worked from 11:45 - 7:45 So clearly Im freaking out, I put on my clothes and call target and the line is busy, and when I get to the front room I see my mother in law outside all mad, because she had been waiting for me since 11:00am i put on my shoes really fast and then when i go out side there is a delivery truck unloading all of this stuff that “I ordered” and I try to unload with him so he will leave, and he ask if i could just leave the front door unlocked while I go to work I reply “no but if your my delivery guy next time I will” (WTF?) a woman shows up to help us unload he recognizes her ( she looks Portuguese but its wearing a shirt that is screen printed with a native American design and she has frizzy hair) he asks her why she inst wearing her sari and she reapplies that she didn’t wear it so she could help us unload I put another box in the house and then I go out and the delivery driver is the in the pick-up with the woman who just showed up instead of my mother in law and hes going to take me to work, and then there is a road that is not really there that we take and we are on our way, we come to this place and the driver gets out with the woman some how i know she is married but they flirt and then its like I am watching a movie… the man wants to buy her something (and the place that we are at looks something like the market place in the Disney movie Aladdin) she says no and then asks one of the merchants if that have a any sari’s that would fit him and the guy says they are out, then she basically offers to give him a lap dance indian style and then i snap out of it and start really freaking out about getting to work and then i wake up…